Why Is ACHMED So Tired? | RELATIVE DISASTER | JEFF DUNHAM

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Achmed reveals the reasons he’s been so exhausted lately in my Netflix Special, Relative Disaster. I’m afraid he may not be equipped to handle the situation. Watch now to find out why!
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Dakota Dirden
Dakota Dirden 2 օր առաջ
😂😂😂😂
Train fan matthew Ryan Myers
Train fan matthew Ryan Myers 2 օր առաջ
The first ACHMED is my spirit skeleton. ALIBLAIBLAIBLAIOOOOOOOOOOO!
gacha flower
gacha flower 3 օր առաջ
Omg this is amazing! The first puppet i saw of jeff was achmed and now im obsessed. He is so good at making it look like the puppets are really alive.
Toady Hunter2
Toady Hunter2 7 օր առաջ
Hi
Brian Anthony
Brian Anthony 12 օր առաջ
Must be tough getting 72 virgins when you have nothing to de-virgin them, oh the torment lol. Serves them right. Eternal torment.
mrblanche
mrblanche 15 օր առաջ
Did he see her eyes on their first date? Maybe even her hair?
Miguel Simoes
Miguel Simoes 16 օր առաջ
This is so funny 😂😂😂😂
morgun Saikia
morgun Saikia 17 օր առաջ
Every terrorist ll encounter with virgin problem bcz they ll not hv balls 😁
Calvin Hobbes
Calvin Hobbes 19 օր առաջ
I absolutely love how the crowd waits anxiously for Achmed's "one phrase" - and then when he says it, their response is awesome! I wish I had one of those "Silence! I keel you" tee-shirts. I bet they're outlawed by now. The US has been taken over by a bunch of entitled, offended and nattering "no-fun Freddies"
deborah colageo
deborah colageo 18 օր առաջ
You got that right!
Captain Ganja
Captain Ganja Ամիս առաջ
Achmed is too funny. LOLOLOL!!!
Florian Excoffier
Florian Excoffier Ամիս առաջ
he got a bone-r
Leonardo Sampaio
Leonardo Sampaio Ամիս առաջ
Jeff, congratulations! You are great
Tarik ABARMAN
Tarik ABARMAN Ամիս առաջ
From kabylie thanks forvthe show.
Charles Philabaum JR
Charles Philabaum JR Ամիս առաջ
2:15 LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eckshar Isis Jesu Milton
Eckshar Isis Jesu Milton Ամիս առաջ
♥️ Achmed
SsS 1
SsS 1 Ամիս առաջ
I am really feel offended this is not funny at all this is wrong, I am wondering what will happen if this racist guy mock on jews or black!!!? I guess we will see CNN fox BBC & all people stand for jews what a Double standard
Christian End.
Christian End. Ամիս առաջ
Its just a joke. Don't take it seriously bro.
Gamingwithroblox C&B
Gamingwithroblox C&B Ամիս առաջ
Achmed with his 72 virgins then he what’s to play golf Well done jeff Hillarious 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍
notorious Mike
notorious Mike Ամիս առաջ
Omg what if Jeff did a special where all the puppets were much younger? Like Walter when he first started hated his wife and achmed with skin
Don’t Read My Profile Picture
Don’t Read My Profile Picture Ամիս առաջ
HO...HO...HOLY SHIT
Tin Ragadio
Tin Ragadio Ամիս առաջ
I always watch Achmed’s videos! Son fun watching him!🤗
Pillsbury Doughboy
Pillsbury Doughboy 2 ամիս առաջ
Poor achmed
Moon Bear
Moon Bear 2 ամիս առաջ
I haven't seen that skit before. It was nice to see some new (to me) material.
GT_Entertainment
GT_Entertainment 2 ամիս առաջ
I started watching this 12 years ago and I still love it 😍 silence I kill you 😂😂💀☠️
Cool guy Coty
Cool guy Coty 2 ամիս առաջ
Is this Jeff's real channel or some fan channel
Julianimation
Julianimation 2 ամիս առաջ
When you have friends because of achmed
Thomas Bourne
Thomas Bourne 2 ամիս առաջ
What happened to Achmed beard because he use to have a long bit Dangling and it’s gone
Nitesh Chowdhury
Nitesh Chowdhury 2 ամիս առաջ
Big nothing 🤣🤣🤣
The Veteran
The Veteran 2 ամիս առաջ
What good are 72 virgins if you have to blow your dick off to get them? 🇺🇸
cars nguitars
cars nguitars 2 ամիս առաջ
Not just tired... Tired to the Bone.
Marti Soor
Marti Soor 3 ամիս առաջ
this is not on Netflix ?
imdbist
imdbist 3 ամիս առաջ
My 4yo adopted grandson loves Achmed and he doesn't understand any English.
Brian Ellinger
Brian Ellinger 3 ամիս առաջ
Because it's been his whole life
Brian Ellinger
Brian Ellinger 3 ամիս առաջ
Chuck,Charlie jock. Joshua smith. . I'm on board
Charizardkid_ 2008
Charizardkid_ 2008 3 ամիս առաջ
My top 3 favorite puppets 1. Achmed 2. Jose jalapeño *On a stick* 3. peanut
Sunny
Sunny 3 ամիս առաջ
No balls....🤣🤣🤣
ANDREW MILLER
ANDREW MILLER 3 ամիս առաջ
Love the way he says "it's not funny"
alex boydstun
alex boydstun 3 ամիս առաջ
Read my lips...sh*t...read my teeth, read my damn teeth! 😂😂😂
trung duy le
trung duy le 3 ամիս առաջ
IQU... what it stands for....
Junnex Casipong
Junnex Casipong 3 ամիս առաջ
Why is there a Netflix at the start of the video
Sylvia Street
Sylvia Street 3 ամիս առաջ
And 72 virgins have 72 mother’s-in-law!
Tool Time
Tool Time 3 ամիս առաջ
He is funny
Tool Time
Tool Time 3 ամիս առաջ
They haven't cried at you for being racist? Sheesh
Evey Gerace
Evey Gerace 3 ամիս առաջ
You said it really good for his skin he doesn’t have skin lol
Evan Yasser
Evan Yasser 3 ամիս առաջ
“At the mall, Santa Claus looked at her and went: ‘Ho ho ho-ly shit!’” LMFAO
Gak R
Gak R 4 ամիս առաջ
I’ve never seen so many people so happy about a death threat
sparrow dovely
sparrow dovely 4 ամիս առաջ
Read my lips! I mean... S***.. my teeth! Read my damn teeth!
catharine valeña
catharine valeña 4 ամիս առաջ
I already watched it for almost 10 times and i am still wanting to watch it..hahaha
Sylvia Street
Sylvia Street 4 ամիս առաջ
With 72 virgins comes with 72 mothers-in-laws!
2neilas
2neilas 4 ամիս առաջ
Lol.
2neilas
2neilas 4 ամիս առաջ
😂😂😂!!!
2neilas
2neilas 4 ամիս առաջ
Or a working mouth.
2neilas
2neilas 4 ամիս առաջ
Lol! Or arms, dummy.
Austin Urban
Austin Urban 4 ամիս առաջ
Is that Achmed with skin ?!? Damn, he’s UUUUUUGLY, WITH 6 CAPITAL U’S !!!
dah weirdoシシAlec
dah weirdoシシAlec 4 ամիս առաջ
why is he more funny then peanut and josé xD
Matthew Hamlett
Matthew Hamlett 4 ամիս առաջ
I wonder what would happen if Walter and Achmed would get into a shouting match that would be so epic by the way I love your world tour especially when Walter arrives and he sees all the people out there and he's very very very concerned LOL put me back in the phucking box first😂😂😂😂
Vivek Mahabir
Vivek Mahabir 4 ամիս առաջ
Jeff Fa Fa Dunnnnhammmm is the best. p.s. ACHMED is my fav next to peanut
Stevonnie Wolf
Stevonnie Wolf 5 ամիս առաջ
Achmed have several wives plus he's dead!
Monique Star
Monique Star 5 ամիս առաջ
Everyone else seems to have not-so-pretty wives. Meanwhile, Jose is banging Peanut’s mother and sister and Peanut was French kissing a dancer
Monique Star
Monique Star 5 ամիս առաջ
Was his last “Silence, I keel you” towards someone attractive?
SHUTDOWN COMMUNISM
SHUTDOWN COMMUNISM 5 ամիս առաջ
I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT DEE GONG IS PRO CHINA. IMPEACH FANATICS
ƈʊʀʟʏ ʄʀօʍ ȶɦɛ ֆաɨʀʟʏ
ƈʊʀʟʏ ʄʀօʍ ȶɦɛ ֆաɨʀʟʏ 5 ամիս առաջ
Silence! It's n̶o̶t̶ funny.
Watch me Play
Watch me Play 5 ամիս առաջ
Achmed is my favorite
thesnakealex 12
thesnakealex 12 5 ամիս առաջ
Achmead READ MY LIPS OH SH*T READ ME TEETH READ MY TEETH!!!
thesnakealex 12
thesnakealex 12 5 ամիս առաջ
I lost it
Dontaes gaming channel Bryan
Dontaes gaming channel Bryan 6 ամիս առաջ
Make more with achmed
Kevin Kidder
Kevin Kidder 6 ամիս առաջ
Achmed is great
New3DSLUIGI364
New3DSLUIGI364 6 ամիս առաջ
@0:55 Is one of those pictures on top what he looked like back when he was alive?!!
New3DSLUIGI364
New3DSLUIGI364 6 ամիս առաջ
Only one of them ISN'T A Virgin; aka the Mother of Achmed Jr!!
Foxknot
Foxknot 7 ամիս առաջ
"Its really good for you skiiinnn.........."
Heather cole
Heather cole 7 ամիս առաջ
I love watching this while I’m stuck at home
In Cog Nito
In Cog Nito 7 ամիս առաջ
I’m watching this during a major so called crisis. The ‘pandemic’ of 2020. Keeps me in a joyful state of mind. Thanks, Jeff. (also, my name). ☮️
Chamoth Wanniarachchi
Chamoth Wanniarachchi 7 ամիս առաջ
This is the best
Marlo Gauge
Marlo Gauge 7 ամիս առաջ
2020 anyone? 😅😅
Franc Ag
Franc Ag 7 ամիս առաջ
YO HO HO HO HO.....!
Lahly Bird
Lahly Bird 7 ամիս առաջ
So... He had 46 wives And how he has 72 other women. ... And out of this he only tot ONE son?
Martha Mwanza
Martha Mwanza 8 ամիս առաջ
Why are your videos too short.... Post something at least 20minutrs +
Forget It
Forget It 2 ամիս առաջ
Sorry
Lahly Bird
Lahly Bird 7 ամիս առաջ
YES!
Mohanlal Bera
Mohanlal Bera 8 ամիս առաջ
Press Likkkkkkeeeeee or I'll kill you
SAMUEL COX OFFICIAL
SAMUEL COX OFFICIAL 8 ամիս առաջ
Jeff Dunham gone and his puppets gone sexual
ACB IXI
ACB IXI 8 ամիս առաջ
Because i dont have a face!!!
clouds like mine
clouds like mine 8 ամիս առաջ
*It’s just a headache!*
KillingButterflys • Raccoon
KillingButterflys • Raccoon 8 ամիս առաջ
And now he has 72
Psykeinnginn Mamada
Psykeinnginn Mamada 8 ամիս առաջ
Achmed really removed my stress. I love this skeleton. Hahaha!
water2wine1
water2wine1 8 ամիս առաջ
He slipped into Walter a couple of times. Maybe he was tired 😴
Timothy Aaron
Timothy Aaron 8 ամիս առաջ
LOL
TheDarkAngel
TheDarkAngel 8 ամիս առաջ
Dearest ACHMED and Jefff silince i kiiilllllll you, well jeff are you and you friends coming on EUROPE TOUR specially to CPH/Copenhagen really want to watch you shows live
Tammi Davidson
Tammi Davidson 9 ամիս առաջ
I love Achmed..so funny.."my secret to thin?? Everything goes right through me." 😂😂
Grace Barrow
Grace Barrow 9 ամիս առաջ
"oh thank you" "Silence I kill you" "Silence I kill you" "Silence I kill you" Me:😂😂😂😂😂
Grace Barrow
Grace Barrow 9 ամիս առաջ
"Read my lips" 💀Uhh read my teeth
Cyberbrickmaster1986
Cyberbrickmaster1986 9 ամիս առաջ
Achmed's catchphase is always awesome with that voice crack of his!
LoganRogue1
LoganRogue1 9 ամիս առաջ
Just ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Achmed.
Philis
Philis 9 ամիս առաջ
Glorious achmed. Silence I keel you, [clapping erupts]. Does Achmed, the muhammaden, enjoy the male adult breastfeeding of women? Ayisha his 6 year old bride.
Svetoslava Akaeva
Svetoslava Akaeva 9 ամիս առաջ
I love achmed he is funny for everyone
Jeremy Hamrick
Jeremy Hamrick 9 ամիս առաջ
I’ll bet the Social Justice Whiners just love the hell out of this character.
Ashlie Quinney
Ashlie Quinney 9 ամիս առաջ
Jeff Dunham is the medicine that u need when ur having a bad day
someone else
someone else 9 ամիս առաջ
I became addicted and crazy to watch Achmed videos every day and I used to say to my friends: Silent I kill you 😂
Krishna pal
Krishna pal 9 ամիս առաջ
Achmed is on neeeetflix fk yeah i keel u
maryam mure
maryam mure 9 ամիս առաջ
Omg. Hes hella funny. I can't 😆😆😆
Tominator Tpv
Tominator Tpv 9 ամիս առաջ
Thanks jeff felt sad today but now im a lot happi now
Loki㋡
Loki㋡ 9 ամիս առաջ
You know technically he may not have the golf equipment but he does have a boner
rock climbing33
rock climbing33 10 ամիս առաջ
So so so funny
Rogerio Branco
Rogerio Branco 10 ամիս առաջ
ITS NOT FUNNY!!
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