QUARANTINED: Isolated Thoughts on Coronavirus | JEFF DUNHAM

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Because of the COVID-19 quarantine, the guys are getting stir crazy and had a few thoughts about the current state of things. But, a word to the wise… I would not consider them experts on COVID-19, nor would I follow any of their advice without consulting actual experts. Watch at your own risk!
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Jonathan Schmidt
Jonathan Schmidt 7 ամիս առաջ
#NotificationSquad! Don't forget to smash that like button!!! & Subscribe with Notifications too so you never miss another upload! Especially now when we're trapped inside with nothing to watch. Now if you'll excuse me, I'ma binge watch ALL of Jeff's videos on AM-posts and Netflix
Richard Landrio
Richard Landrio Ամիս առաջ
You rock Jeff your one of the few tv shows and utube videos i can never get sick of or bored with your top shelf comedy right up the with walter..baahaha..well you don't wanna be compared to a dead uni bomber ..lol..i know ..i jus like to see achmed..say shootupa!..ei k😀😄😁😂🤪😝lielu! Infidel! Ei! M not a uni bomber!
geraldine wilson
geraldine wilson 2 ամիս առաջ
Love it.
The Kitty Channel
The Kitty Channel 2 ամիս առաջ
There is Jeff Dunham on Netflix?
Ruby Rose
Ruby Rose 4 ամիս առաջ
I got a question for Walter how is staying in the house all the time with your wife
80s Lady
80s Lady 6 ամիս առաջ
_I don't know if anyone's bothered to tell you,_ *but you're pretty dang funny.*
Gavin Trustey
Gavin Trustey 9 ժամ առաջ
If 70% is a lot then 90% witch i have, must be a ton
The Possessed
The Possessed 22 ժամ առաջ
Still so goddamn funny!! Stay safe during these crazy times everyone!!
JS Peña
JS Peña Օր առաջ
At 5:50 I still can’t believe Walter called it.
Foxcatgaming 2
Foxcatgaming 2 Օր առաջ
walter might actually be the one to make the most sense.. also Achmed is dead so he has nothing to worry about.
Brad Granger
Brad Granger 2 օր առաջ
Hilarious.
Ceels Bee
Ceels Bee 3 օր առաջ
Love it thanks Jeff.
brandon snow
brandon snow 4 օր առաջ
I'm at the Walter stage in quarantine
Bernice Yip
Bernice Yip 4 օր առաջ
peanut:DONT PANICCCCC DO..DONT PANICCCC AHHHHAHAHHHHH AND DONT TOUCH YOUR FACE two second later... (peanut touched his face successfully) peanut:ah... i touched my face...I TOUCHED MY FAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE two more seconds later... peanut:tihgusdgushfassuebgudxhvsihtbggbe I don't care anymore hvsdhfurebgfurrnfe i like to touch my faceeee AHHHHHHH
BIGMAN
BIGMAN 4 օր առաջ
2:18 -2:22 Hilarious!!!! You are brilliant Mr. Dunham. We need more, Please!!!!You never cease to make me belly laugh.
Aleta Archer
Aleta Archer 6 օր առաջ
This is the best episode Ever by Jeff Dunham!
Rick Gould
Rick Gould 7 օր առաջ
Sooooo is this a comedy skit? Because I feel like I'm watching CNN? LOL!
Lewis Trostle
Lewis Trostle 8 օր առաջ
Love this man seen him 3 times laughed my ass off everytime.
Nicole Rankin
Nicole Rankin 9 օր առաջ
We definitely need more of these videos
zetoo zet
zetoo zet 10 օր առաջ
atheist experience
lee solomon
lee solomon 11 օր առաջ
REAL COVID 19 ADVICE FROM THE EXPERTS AND WAY MORE FUN WELL DONE JEFF DUNHAM THIS IS GREAT.
Zak
Zak 11 օր առաջ
OMG that was spectacular! The wife and I are hoping you make it back to Ft. Myers again...
nappa0582
nappa0582 13 օր առաջ
6:16 Just close your eyes and listen
Edrine Nollan
Edrine Nollan 15 օր առաջ
Peanut's freaking out LMAOF
lee malan
lee malan 18 օր առաջ
That was so funny
Ruby DMIronWolfDR
Ruby DMIronWolfDR 18 օր առաջ
loves jeff and friends plz besafe all the u guys
Bread Man
Bread Man 18 օր առաջ
Like your map of 6 Flags on the wall- looks to be of around 1961 era
deborah colageo
deborah colageo 19 օր առաջ
Silence! I keel you!!!
Always Unlimited
Always Unlimited 19 օր առաջ
And stop putting propaganda inserts above all my videos..... We all know the cdc is just an arm for big pharma. Why hasn't the C-19 molecule been mapped yet? How can you create a remedy for something that has yet to actually be identified?
Amori Montagnus
Amori Montagnus 23 օր առաջ
Ok, this was awesome, what terrific comic relief!
rwilson
rwilson 23 օր առաջ
Trombone in the background & cymbal crash for Walters joke😅😆😅...love all the characters. Forgot her name but purple lady had me lol first. Then all of them 😅😄😆 Thank you Jeff.💖
Ruby Albarran
Ruby Albarran 24 օր առաջ
literally am writing my paper about this video love your jokes :) I can't wait to binge watch the rest
Steven Jackson
Steven Jackson 25 օր առաջ
People are so dumb as to what’s going on with this fake virus!! Is there really a virus ?? No!!! this is a trial run to prepare us for what is coming !! Because what is coming we can’t stop we can only prepare for the aftermath !! But now we know how to mobilize and prepare for what’s coming !! Covid was all a preparation test and it took months to prepare for it !! How much time do we have ????
Heliolisk Matt
Heliolisk Matt 26 օր առաջ
I think peanut is broken
Skipsearcher
Skipsearcher 26 օր առաջ
COVID. Communism's Only Vindication Is Democrats!!
Stephen Border
Stephen Border 27 օր առաջ
I would happily watch a 3 hour show of just Peanut (uncensored and let loose of course)
Donna Kay
Donna Kay 28 օր առաջ
If u see something, don't say something, cough on the asshole's😂😂😂😂
Amelia Gallardo
Amelia Gallardo 28 օր առաջ
It's always good to have a sense of humor ;) great video
The Xentric Rebel
The Xentric Rebel 28 օր առաջ
"Please wash your hands before you touch my steek!" HAHAHAHAHA!
Dianne Horne
Dianne Horne 29 օր առաջ
Absolutely love Jeff and all of his crazy puppet friends!! Guaranteed laughs.😜
All Mans Life
All Mans Life Ամիս առաջ
Give a taught to all the children Born in 2020 Will never live it down
All Mans Life
All Mans Life Ամիս առաջ
Still outstanding Remember if sanitizer is 90 present alcohol Sanitize you hands every 2 minutes Cops can't say nothing Have you been drinking No officer sanitizing
robert arcos
robert arcos Ամիս առաջ
jose is my mood bruh
Janet King
Janet King Ամիս առաջ
Heard about this black dude who put on out an ad for a "datin" girlfriend. I'm in 24 and just contracted Coronavirus-seeking 18-34 White, female with Lyme disease. Please?
ReelMan
ReelMan Ամիս առաջ
Jeff your a lot of fun thank you for the humor
al su
al su Ամիս առաջ
Vote in precinct. Drop personally and not send by USPS. demon c rats party will scam the election.
Devil Slayer The Saint Of Killers !
Devil Slayer The Saint Of Killers ! Ամիս առաջ
Peanut needs to lay off the caffeine and drugs, the same way bubba j needs to lay off the alcohol.
bansheemania
bansheemania Ամիս առաջ
I've been LOADED for ALMOST 5MONTHS.🥃🥃🥃🥃
bansheemania
bansheemania Ամիս առաջ
Im bubba/Achmed. My parents and Everyone else is Peanut.
Joby Benavidez
Joby Benavidez Ամիս առաջ
Too funny
Dawit Ketema
Dawit Ketema Ամիս առաջ
Achmed, you're dead. Why do you care?
JohnDgr81
JohnDgr81 Ամիս առաջ
JEFF DUNHAM IS A FRIEKIN GENIOUS!...Thanks Jeff!
✨~Gachamoón~✨
✨~Gachamoón~✨ Ամիս առաջ
Peanut is like totally fine with everything and not at all freaking out just like me on the first 3 weeks of quarantine/covid 😂😂😂
Sharon Smith
Sharon Smith Ամիս առաջ
Jeff knows how to be obnoxious without being offensive. Great comedy.
Mr gaming101
Mr gaming101 Ամիս առաջ
Covid 19 was made in a lab in china I new it from the start
David Forman
David Forman Ամիս առաջ
Really Joe, It was under Obama/ Biden presidency that the stockpiles WERE NOT replaced after the swine flu of 2009/2010, so why would you find it so important NOW?
Andrew Foster [Exodus 15:18]
Andrew Foster [Exodus 15:18] Ամիս առաջ
You're NOT Walter!!! You're Joe Biden!
J Gunnels
J Gunnels Ամիս առաջ
3:49 "Please wash your hands before you touch my stick" ROFL
Voodoo Booty
Voodoo Booty Ամիս առաջ
When you pull your hand out of one of your friends do you ever grab joses steek without washing your hands first?
William Arnold
William Arnold Ամիս առաջ
Bush virus 😅😅😅😅😆😅
Alicia Alaska R
Alicia Alaska R Ամիս առաջ
This is HILARIOUS!!! I had to watch it twice. Thanks Jeffafa lol. In this Awesome video Peanut reminds me of my sister starting at 2:28 Lmfao!😂 i love all of the puppets but peanut, Achmed, walter & little jeff. are my favorite their So funny thanks again jeff 😊 also jeff what happened to little jeff & guitar guy?
Arlene J Nordrum
Arlene J Nordrum Ամիս առաջ
LOL
shadowsa2b
shadowsa2b Ամիս առաջ
Achmed has no lungs! So hes safe...cus hes dead =P
Doug Todd
Doug Todd Ամիս առաջ
When Walter says "use common sense... well it doesn't work because look where we are". Precisely correct about saying "use common sense" and expecting everyone to adhere to it.
Mike Atkins
Mike Atkins Ամիս առաջ
Why are hippies less likely to be infected by the coronavirius it's because they have the best PureL MAGA Make America Get Acid resist
Positive Voltage
Positive Voltage Ամիս առաջ
March: people are panicking September: coronavirus, ahh who cares about that?
Sneaky Fox
Sneaky Fox Ամիս առաջ
This is gold, every moment of it. So spot on, Mr. Dunham. And so is Achmed's Grump and Hiden interview. Epic, even. P.S. I think this might work way better than the current 2020 administration: Walter as President of The United States of America Bubba J. as Secretary of Labor Peanut as Secretary of Health and Human Services José Jalapeños as Secretary of State Achmed as Secretary of Defense I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Alan Przybyla
Alan Przybyla Ամիս առաջ
With a lunatic as President, it's time for a laugh,,,at the Faketriot that he is!
Avinaash Subramaniam
Avinaash Subramaniam Ամիս առաջ
I thought José was a Cuban from Florida
Katie O'Hara
Katie O'Hara Ամիս առաջ
Walter looks like Biden
kendra Lee
kendra Lee Ամիս առաջ
Oh my goodness... this is so funny 😂!!!
Johnny B. Goode
Johnny B. Goode Ամիս առաջ
tell it like it is guys. this is what the world really needs to know.
Fred Moore
Fred Moore Ամիս առաջ
LMAO.!!!!
Michael Lance Steenberg
Michael Lance Steenberg Ամիս առաջ
Peanut's panicking was seriously Hilarious. 😂😂😂
ronald welch
ronald welch Ամիս առաջ
Love TRUMP ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌹🌹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Depressed Raccoon
Depressed Raccoon Ամիս առաջ
Why does peanut look so weird in this?
Saber Fox
Saber Fox Ամիս առաջ
With the current mask mandates, it would be the easiest time in history to enter the art of ventriloquism.
M Dale
M Dale Ամիս առաջ
Lol. “Wash your hand before you touch my stick”. You are so funny. Thanks for making people laugh.
Rose Page
Rose Page Ամիս առաջ
That is to funny
Cody Boothe
Cody Boothe Ամիս առաջ
This should be titled at what point in Quarantine which dummy are you?
Myanna's Magic
Myanna's Magic Ամիս առաջ
😆😆😆
keara riley
keara riley Ամիս առաջ
I love Jeff Dunham
Jared Felder
Jared Felder Ամիս առաջ
5:53 I touched my faaaaaaaaaaaace!!!
Jared Felder
Jared Felder Ամիս առաջ
2:33 Lol!😹😹😹😹
Mary Toboz
Mary Toboz Ամիս առաջ
Omg love it gotta have some humer in this time of this virus
Rayme Summers
Rayme Summers Ամիս առաջ
"Can't we just take 2020 unplug it and reboot?" - Walter
Tyler Mayton
Tyler Mayton Ամիս առաջ
Ok, who gave peanut Starbucks?
Zombie Gamer
Zombie Gamer Ամիս առաջ
Is peanut on crack
neonrain
neonrain 2 ամիս առաջ
Why is he starting to look like walter 😰
Diana Fontes
Diana Fontes 2 ամիս առաջ
Jeff all of you is the best thing to make people happy so keep up the good work the time I which for to come in Las Vegas toss
jan Nissen
jan Nissen 2 ամիս առաջ
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Clark Kent
Clark Kent 2 ամիս առաջ
Liked Dunham till now. Sheeple wake up
Unikitty-toons Funworks
Unikitty-toons Funworks 2 ամիս առաջ
Jeff, for your next act You should put peanut in a straight jacket
John Branstetter
John Branstetter 2 ամիս առաջ
This made me laugh hard🤣🤣🤣🤣
s mc
s mc 2 ամիս առաջ
If only the media & the government would USE COMMON SENSE.....
Jamie Lishbrook
Jamie Lishbrook 2 ամիս առաջ
2020 in a nutshell
devlin morton
devlin morton 2 ամիս առաջ
Peanut is cool😍👍👍
toddvandell85
toddvandell85 2 ամիս առաջ
It's called a pandemic because it started in a pan. Duh. Sorry. That was just stupid. I'll see myself out.
MrRex1949
MrRex1949 2 ամիս առաջ
I loved this. Laughing. 😂
Garry Kennedy
Garry Kennedy 2 ամիս առաջ
I'm with Peanut on this one. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! I would rather die than live like this. This is what the beginnings of living on your knees looks like. Care to see more? Then vote Democrat. EWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Garry Kennedy
Garry Kennedy 2 ամիս առաջ
Corona virus can be cured by voting Republican. Try it. You'll see.
Jesper Teilmann Olesen
Jesper Teilmann Olesen 2 ամիս առաջ
HAHA Walter always make me smile.. :D Had thought that he would send his wife to do the shopping without a mask.
MarkW Nongsiej
MarkW Nongsiej 2 ամիս առաջ
Hi Jeff!!😂
Brittany Wynn
Brittany Wynn 2 ամիս առաջ
Come down peanut dont go crazy. Y'all are crazy just need beer wow
Crystal Studios
Crystal Studios 2 ամիս առաջ
Like Achmed would actually catch anything. He’s dead! Lol 😂
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