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Donald Tran
Donald Tran 19 ժամ առաջ
Hi Jeff, I think it would be funnier if you could create Achmed wife and they both talk to each other. I am sure you have thought of it. My family and I love your shows a lot.
Hitam Putih
Hitam Putih 4 օր առաջ
Achmed got no lungs,trachea,tongue nor lllilipssss...
Andria Garriott
Andria Garriott 9 օր առաջ
How old is Awkmed
Lori Gherman
Lori Gherman 11 օր առաջ
You need to make the voices of your characters in a ringtones!!
Doi Librero
Doi Librero 11 օր առաջ
"Welcome to Walmart! Put on your mask or I Keeell you!!!!! "
BlueShreve
BlueShreve 11 օր առաջ
It would have been funny if Jeff put on a mask and Ackmed yelled "HE'S CHEATING".
Jim Reeves
Jim Reeves 13 օր առաջ
Mr Dunham, awesome stuff, I love Achmed, I love walter and bubba j is hysterical
Dinuka Avinash
Dinuka Avinash 13 օր առաջ
Zoom bombing 🤣
Antonieta Monteiro
Antonieta Monteiro 22 օր առաջ
laurenzside
Uncle Schickelgrubber
Uncle Schickelgrubber 25 օր առաջ
Upchurch will be proud @16:00
Daniel Hing
Daniel Hing 27 օր առաջ
hello
Guinea Pig
Guinea Pig 22 օր առաջ
Daniel Hing No helhi
John Blevins
John Blevins 28 օր առաջ
When are ypu comming back to reno nevada
•Z•A•H•R•A•
•Z•A•H•R•A• 28 օր առաջ
I loved Mist and Halo!!! Omg hahahaha
Eric Quinn
Eric Quinn Ամիս առաջ
You talk about how far back Achmed goes. The first time I remember seeing you was on Hot Country Nights back in like 1992? With Walter.
N J Toondrawer
N J Toondrawer Ամիս առաջ
My dad’s middle name was Walter... We called him Wally for the longest. I mean my family did. I called him Pops! He lived to 90! Call your fist son Walter/Wally! (not Achmed) yuck!
Maryl Burns
Maryl Burns Ամիս առաջ
Achmed will u merry me I got top secret for u its hidden in a safe and locked up with heavy duty chains and rat trap amd electric wires u may open it but u got to merry me
Suz S
Suz S Ամիս առաջ
Jeff makes me laugh EVERY single time! :)
Voodoo Booty
Voodoo Booty Ամիս առաջ
Great zingers and knuckle chuckles! Jeff your dummies are funnier than you are. Does that ever bother you? Lol My Pappy use to say, "son, if you find yourself surrounded by dummies your probably a dummy too!" Lol
Rajesh Rivankar
Rajesh Rivankar Ամիս առաջ
Great show & a great showman u r indeed ... but some of ur phrases go too fast & quick for non english audience to catch up the joke,espatiolly in India.OK on u tube,but live would mean under deprived for truly humorous person.. I think u remain too busy making next joke.. Its alright.thank u
That Pokemon Guy
That Pokemon Guy Ամիս առաջ
I think it the latest Call of Duty is Modern Warfare but I'm not sure I don't play
Danique Daley
Danique Daley Ամիս առաջ
Haha
Tyran Stretton
Tyran Stretton Ամիս առաջ
This is fucking aursom
John L
John L Ամիս առաջ
give achmed a wife and kid
pidow widow flajhar
pidow widow flajhar Ամիս առաջ
I like how you make sour faces when achmed talks
lol khars
lol khars Ամիս առաջ
How tf did he say Pikachu without moving his lips?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Richard Grant
Richard Grant Ամիս առաջ
Love you man 💕 Trump 🌝🇺🇲👏👍💯😎
A Obi
A Obi Ամիս առաջ
I bet these 2 get into real life arguments off camera 😂
Byl Simeon
Byl Simeon Ամիս առաջ
Achmed and Walter are my fave! One more I am more afraid of Walter than you Achmed! Though you said you can’t stand him, I hope you’ll collaborate one day 😂
jeffery tatro
jeffery tatro Ամիս առաջ
Thank you Jeff “great name by the way” 😬 for making me laugh. It’s hard to have a good chuckle these days with the world going insane. God bless you and your family love ya brother 🙏🏻🇺🇸🙏🏻🇺🇸
GhostCity Shelton
GhostCity Shelton Ամիս առաջ
The Democraps need to hire Jeff to do the live Biden. It would save ALOT of cue cards.😄😃😂😁
Linda Hockham
Linda Hockham Ամիս առաջ
Jeff although I enjoy your form of humour, may I suggest you stay out of political satire until you really know what is going on. No matter where you come down, you lose paying customers.
Speedy Singh
Speedy Singh Ամիս առաջ
Both these guys if i can say so......really are a perfect fit !....Am not making any BONES about it !!
The Wardogs
The Wardogs Ամիս առաջ
Hi Achmed... You're hired. ;-)
Abdimalik Ali
Abdimalik Ali Ամիս առաջ
It's amazing how Jeff matched Achmed character and his voice. 💯
Dang Coppock
Dang Coppock Ամիս առաջ
Achmed needs to have a dead ? Ex Wife..? Or alive..? Jeff you are truly a brilliant Comedian..! ❤️
Susan Estrada
Susan Estrada Ամիս առաջ
Hi Achmed, greeetiiingsss!
Gary Cameron
Gary Cameron Ամիս առաջ
Myst and Halo. Dude! You're old. :)
Bryan P
Bryan P Ամիս առաջ
Achmed is such a great ventriloquist, whenever Jeff speaks, you can't see is jaw move! 👍
Spinn TV
Spinn TV 2 ամիս առաջ
Actually I'd love see Archmed going to a therapist 😂
Spinn TV
Spinn TV 2 ամիս առաջ
Your skin is glowing Archmed
Rodrigo Jr Galo
Rodrigo Jr Galo 2 ամիս առաջ
AUGUST 2020. LOYAL ACHMED. 😍
Gabberdoom
Gabberdoom 2 ամիս առաջ
Pande Panic
Duderobi Patschie
Duderobi Patschie 2 ամիս առաջ
how does this flat puppet work?
Laura Darnall /Terry
Laura Darnall /Terry 2 ամիս առաջ
When achmed says peak a chew ....sound like he is sneezing ..
VJ Hyku-jpn
VJ Hyku-jpn 2 ամիս առաջ
Achmed, have you ever thought about ninja training? You'd look good in black. And think of the secrets you could learn. You could jump from rooftop to... Well, you could stealthily... Uh, never mind. The rattling. Oh, you could curl into a ball and remain motionless to blend into a Zen garden. If a monk weren't quite, you could say... well, you know. How about this? Infiltrating a top government science facility, hanging around to collect intel, disguised as an anatomical model. Walter could help. But he might not want to - the metal table and refrigeration might be a little chilly for his bare bones.
Mah Moud
Mah Moud 2 ամիս առաջ
Nothing like Achmed , you are the best forever
Dan Furmanek
Dan Furmanek 2 ամիս առաջ
Hey Jeff! Don't know if you ever read your comments but this is important! Both you and the guys have really evolved over the years. It is now time to do your first movie!! This is especially poignant since we are all trapped at home. What better time to begin writing!!
masterofallthings
masterofallthings 2 ամիս առաջ
Everytime something goes wrong I want to shout MARNELL
Dusten Hein
Dusten Hein 2 ամիս առաջ
Modern Warfare
Douglas Perl
Douglas Perl 2 ամիս առաջ
If you look at Walter and Biden side by side they look like they could be related
Strkyer007
Strkyer007 2 ամիս առաջ
achamed your like the coolest puppet since sweet daddy dee and baby shamus
Kevin Remata
Kevin Remata 2 ամիս առաջ
please have achmed play COD warzone. I think the internet would lose it's shit once that happens.. :)
Laura B
Laura B 2 ամիս առաջ
I love Achmed!!
Joey Price
Joey Price 2 ամիս առաջ
so uh uh achmed hows life going for u ?
Bonnie Rosborough
Bonnie Rosborough 2 ամիս առաջ
Hello handsome Achmed
Юлиян Николов
Юлиян Николов 2 ամիս առաջ
👍👏🙂😂😁😀
morgaine Deeh
morgaine Deeh 2 ամիս առաջ
Coffee Break .. and what is the Saarlander doin? *LmAo* pickapickachooooooooohoooooo.. *rofl* you gotta get your bony butt to Germany Achmed.. ye just gotta... *lol* I promise I´ll be there .. hey.. Saarland is close to France.. so Achmed, it´ll be great to meet ye frenchs Brother´s family *lol* ... I even buy ye smelley cheese, baguette and red wine.. ;-) cause France is only 10 mins by car away from my house. *lol* You guys rock.. honestly..
Connor Hobbs
Connor Hobbs 2 ամիս առաջ
When you get drunk and see this shit it messes with you
មន្តអាគមន៍ខ្មែរបុរាណ
មន្តអាគមន៍ខ្មែរបុរាណ 2 ամիս առաջ
Wow ghost can say, how we do sir?.....
Marion Thomas
Marion Thomas 2 ամիս առաջ
Achmed you can't get 😷 sick is it because your done? Lol. Achmed news flash the pandemic is fake.
Marion Thomas
Marion Thomas 2 ամիս առաջ
Hey Achmed, yeah you gained alot of weight your skin is stretching lol
Marion Thomas
Marion Thomas 2 ամիս առաջ
Achmed must of blew up Matt's computer lol.
christian Selberg
christian Selberg 2 ամիս առաջ
I have a question, Achmed with Walter. The Animated series? :D
Jonathan Gacha
Jonathan Gacha 2 ամիս առաջ
This is first time achmed ever says his full name!
Patricia Rock Fan
Patricia Rock Fan 2 ամիս առաջ
Jeff... you need to make a puppet for Walter’s wife.... and let them argue!!! 😂
Bridget Huhn
Bridget Huhn 2 ամիս առաջ
Achmed is truly my absolute favorite
George Stewart
George Stewart 2 ամիս առաջ
Look like matt has makeup on
Gigi Schiller
Gigi Schiller 2 ամիս առաջ
So the virus came from Ahmed’s butt 😂
Maxwell Roxy
Maxwell Roxy 2 ամիս առաջ
Did Joe Biden model for Walter character?
barbara wenger
barbara wenger 2 ամիս առաջ
Too much irrelevant in group blather .....
Shadowhenge
Shadowhenge 2 ամիս առաջ
I wonder if Jeff even knows that noone else will ever top his act. Making ventriloquism cool every damned time.
Aneela Balsavar
Aneela Balsavar 2 ամիս առաջ
Greeetings EEENFEEEDEEELLS :-D so cute
Morgan Fuller
Morgan Fuller 2 ամիս առաջ
The down thumbs are dems
Morgan Fuller
Morgan Fuller 2 ամիս առաջ
Love it
Michael Stamp
Michael Stamp 2 ամիս առաջ
Jeff you have to come to Denver. Love your show
Michael Stamp
Michael Stamp 2 ամիս առաջ
Achmed is my boy!
Maurino Júnior
Maurino Júnior 2 ամիս առաջ
Greetings from Brazil, Jeff and Achmed!!!
Joshua Buckley
Joshua Buckley 2 ամիս առաջ
i which your show all most all the time
Joshua Buckley
Joshua Buckley 2 ամիս առաջ
how is your now pupte go are you guys do yet
Joshua Buckley
Joshua Buckley 2 ամիս առաջ
your soul funny
Joshua Buckley
Joshua Buckley 2 ամիս առաջ
hi how it gooing over there
Eugene Recarldo Samuel
Eugene Recarldo Samuel 3 ամիս առաջ
So nice
Eugene Recarldo Samuel
Eugene Recarldo Samuel 3 ամիս առաջ
Huh hai
emirty2215
emirty2215 3 ամիս առաջ
About everything? The person who knows more does not know anything. Or just less than the head of a pin.
rachaeleigh
rachaeleigh 3 ամիս առաջ
I still say he blew himself up so that he could avoid a colonoscopy!!😂😂🤗🤗
Susan Muraguri
Susan Muraguri 3 ամիս առաջ
I wonder - Has Achmed ever been in love?.....
Devil Girl
Devil Girl 3 ամիս առաջ
I couldn't stop laughing Jeff Dunham is the best
jbohnoff
jbohnoff 3 ամիս առաջ
How is this hideous puppet not a grossly racist character?
Hunter n Miles
Hunter n Miles 3 ամիս առաջ
Jeff you are my favorite comedian. Thank you for still making me laugh. Thanks again.
Alan Smith
Alan Smith 3 ամիս առաջ
Achmed is 'Big Boned' now?
Dante Andrews
Dante Andrews 3 ամիս առաջ
Achmed we love you
Shushu P
Shushu P 3 ամիս առաջ
Achmed is my favorite character. “Stop touching meeeeeee”.
TheDarkAngel
TheDarkAngel 3 ամիս առաջ
Picha picha pichachuuuuuu
TheDarkAngel
TheDarkAngel 3 ամիս առաջ
Awsome when are you coming to denmark jeff and achmed and the rest of the gang, rwally want to se you live i CPH(Copenhagen)
Kingjack Thepro
Kingjack Thepro 3 ամիս առաջ
Modern Warfare the newer version
Jordan Barbee
Jordan Barbee 3 ամիս առաջ
I like the question "hey Achmed how come you have eyebrows and no skin" that question made me laugh
Lawrence Genereux
Lawrence Genereux 3 ամիս առաջ
It's amazing... You can barely see Achmed's mouth move when Jeff talks.
1320Jay
1320Jay 3 ամիս առաջ
Greg gutfeld gave you a shout out today on “The Five” on Fox News. So funny!!!!!
Gustavo Teixeira
Gustavo Teixeira 3 ամիս առաջ
Why does achmed sounds like Gru from “despicable me”?
Mak.
Mak. 2 ամիս առաջ
so it’s not just me😂
DatrixTSW2012
DatrixTSW2012 3 ամիս առաջ
Lol little 11 year old wants to drive a car. Yeah...the only thing I see kids driving are their parents crazy and small battery powered cars
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